Fucking Goat Nanny!

Fucking Goat Nanny!

Goat Bitch, for the last fucking time, will you please yank the tampon out of your ass and act like a grown man for once in your life? I know you are dumber than a sack of shit, but could you at least stop pouting like a little cunt and actually do something productive? What the fuck is wrong with your androgen glands? Are they not producing enough testosterone? Ah, it doesn’t matter anyway. Baba Yaga produces enough testosterone to cause heart attacks in bulls. Every time she walks past a bull ring, the bulls cover their balls in embarrassment. After all, hers are practically dragging on the ground.

Anyway, I am just so sick of this little bitch and all the pitiful faces he makes. When I saw that first photo, it took all I had not to slap my computer screen and tell it to grow a set. Goddammit, Goat Bitch! If I wanted to see a miserable cunt roaming the streets like an indigent coke whore, I would simply download pictures of Amy Winehouse. Bitch is two heroin shots away from living in a garbage can.

Anyway, here is Lady McButtfuck prancing around the set of World War Z with that brunette he is rumored to be fucking around with. Oh, Goat Bitch! Your first lesbian relationship! Did you remember to insert your diaphragm so that it lodges comfortably against the opening of your cervix? You did? What a good little nanny goat! You get to wear the tampon necklace and the birth control ring at dinner tonight!

Fucking Goat Nanny!Fucking Goat Nanny!

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Comments:

I Came For The Vodka
I Came For The Vodka said:

Lady McButtf*ck!

Jul 20 at 10:20am
AG's Gay Male
AG's Gay Male said:

LMAO, AG! Look at that picture! He is truly the Dickless Wonder!

Jul 20 at 10:26am
AG's Gay Male
AG's Gay Male said:

I want to slap the shit out of him too. What a stupid, self-centered asshole. If anything he was asking that brunette for makeup tips!

Jul 20 at 10:27am
AG's Hetero Male
AG's Hetero Male said:

"Baba Yaga produces enough testosterone to cause heart attacks in bulls. Every time she walks past a bull ring, the bulls cover their balls in embarrassment. After all, hers are practically dragging on the ground."

LMAOOOOOOO!

Jul 20 at 10:29am
I Came For The Vodka
I Came For The Vodka said:

I'm confused. Is he supposed to be a father or a child?

Jul 20 at 10:29am
AG's Gay Male
AG's Gay Male said:

Looks like a big huge baby to me, HT!

Jul 20 at 10:32am
AG's Gay Male
AG's Gay Male said:

And AG, Michael K is ripping you off yet again. He has photos of Coco up on his blog and he said her ass looks like a ham.

Jul 20 at 10:33am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

LMAO, Greek Girl! Too funny! He is such a little bitch. Not a grown man whatsoever!

Jul 20 at 10:35am
AG's Hetero Male
AG's Hetero Male said:

Why am I not surprised, AGGM?

Jul 20 at 10:35am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

AGGM, he sucks. I have never gotten the appeal.

Jul 20 at 10:39am
Greek Girl's Future Wife
Greek Girl's Future Wife said:

Best Goat Bitch post ever! What the hell happened? Did he get sent to the goat pen for a time-out?

Jul 20 at 10:40am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

I bet he loved that, Head Troll!

Jul 20 at 10:43am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

And that was before they started using tongues!

Jul 20 at 10:43am
I Came For The Vodka
I Came For The Vodka said:

Nothing like whisker burns to make Goat B'tch little innie want to be an outie.....

Jul 20 at 10:45am
Team Wig
Team Wig said:

Omg, this post! LMAO!

Jul 20 at 10:50am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

All 0.5 inches, Head Troll!

Jul 20 at 10:50am
Anonymous Bitch said:

IF I ASK NICELY WILL YOU SHUT YOUR BLOG DOWN

Jul 20 at 10:51am
Anonymous Bitch said:

AND I'M BEING VERY SERIOUS. I'M TRYING TO COMPROMISE

Jul 20 at 10:51am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

Capsie, what the hell?

Jul 20 at 10:52am
Team Wig
Team Wig said:

So switching tactics from wishing death on AG and her family?

Jul 20 at 10:52am
I Came For The Vodka
I Came For The Vodka said:

Capsie, I can answer that. The answer is no.

I know it's hard to understand since you outweight, at least, 3 people, but you are still just ONE person and your opinion is not the only one that matters.

Jul 20 at 10:52am
AG's Hetero Male
AG's Hetero Male said:

Compromise? Why the hell should she compromise with you? You're nobody!

Jul 20 at 10:53am
AG's Gay Male
AG's Gay Male said:

Where do the loons come from? The floor of a chicken hatchery? They're insane!

Jul 20 at 10:54am
Anonymous Bitch said:

I'M GETTING ANXIETY ATTACKS FROM THIS BLOG!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE

Jul 20 at 10:55am
Anonymous Bitch said:

PLEASE DO THE RIGHT THING AND SHUT THE SITE DOWN!!!

Jul 20 at 10:55am
Greek Girl's Future Wife
Greek Girl's Future Wife said:

Tank ass, nobody is forcing you to come here every day!

Jul 20 at 10:56am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

Loon, you are free to leave at any time. As Jen would say, the loading dock is that way.

Jul 20 at 10:56am
AG's Hetero Male
AG's Hetero Male said:

Please do the right thing and leave the blog.

Jul 20 at 10:56am
I Came For The Vodka
I Came For The Vodka said:

Anxiety attacks? Then stop coming to this blog, you f*cking idiot! See that little X on the top of your browser window? CLICK IT!

Jul 20 at 10:57am
London Loves AG
London Loves AG said:

Capsie, you can leave at any time! Seriously! Feel free!

Jul 20 at 10:57am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

LMAO, Head Troll!

Jul 20 at 10:58am
Anonymous Bitch said:

I'M NOT LEAVING BECAUSE SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STICK UP FOR ANGIE

Jul 20 at 10:58am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

Here we go again. Capsie, she doesn't give a shit about you. Or anyone, for that matter.

Jul 20 at 10:59am
Team Wig
Team Wig said:

Capsie, please get help. You are batshit crazy.

Jul 20 at 11:00am
Greek Girl's Future Wife
Greek Girl's Future Wife said:

Who are you? Her publicist?

Jul 20 at 11:00am
Slutty Gay Friend
Slutty Gay Friend said:

baba yaga is a selfish cunt. why do you care so much about her?

Jul 20 at 11:00am
Team Jolie
Team Jolie said:

Hennifers are so pathetic. Poor Jenny-Poo has no talent and she will never stop playing the same role in every movie - Rachel from Friends.

Jul 20 at 11:02am
Team Jolie
Team Jolie said:

Dull and blah just like Anustain herself. She can't keep a man. She and Chelsea Handjob are having lesbo sex right now.

Jul 20 at 11:03am
Team Jolie
Team Jolie said:

And Angry Freak, still working on reporting you to your web host!

Jul 20 at 11:03am
Greek Girl's Future Wife
Greek Girl's Future Wife said:

Team Jolie, you are the craziest loon on here and that is really saying something.

Jul 20 at 11:05am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

Good luck with that, TJ. Do you even know who her web host is?

Jul 20 at 11:06am
Slutty Gay Friend
Slutty Gay Friend said:

*eye roll*

Jul 20 at 11:06am
Team Jolie
Team Jolie said:

No but I'm trying to find that out.

Jul 20 at 11:07am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

And how would you do that, loon?

Jul 20 at 11:07am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

And how would you do that, loon?

Jul 20 at 11:07am
Old Fogey
Old Fogey said:

Double post!

Jul 20 at 11:07am
I Came For The Vodka
I Came For The Vodka said:

I'm guessing that the loon is googling "web host" and then sending e-mails about how some "Angry freak" is talking bad about "her Angie".

Jul 20 at 11:09am
I Came For The Vodka
I Came For The Vodka said:

to everyone one of them.

Jul 20 at 11:09am
The Angry Greek
The Angry Greek said:

Loon, my host is Hurricane Electric. They are based in the Bay Area. Feel free to report me. http://he.net/

Jul 20 at 11:10am

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