Baba Yaga Has Pajama Parties With Her Kids
First of all, I think the writers over at OK! magazine confused Baba Yaga with Goat Bitch because for some reason, I have a hard time picturing a two-thousand-year-old corpse giggling her way through a pajama party. Goat Bitch, on the other hand, probably showed up in a lacy nightgown and proceeded to chat about his boyfriend and how they kissed with tongues behind the 7-Eleven on Castro Street.
And for some reason, I can also picture Goat Bitch getting his hair braided by Vivienne while Zahara paints his toenails and tells him how pretty his eyelashes are.
“Oh, these old things?” Goat Bitch lisps, coyly batting his eyelashes. “Ugh! I hate them! But it’s awfully sweet of you to say so, Zahara! Gosh, will you be my best friend and trade glitter pencils with me after school?”
“Get fucked, bitch,” Zahara says, continuing to paint his nails.
Anyway, according to an interview with OK! magazine, Baba Yaga and Goat Bitch have pajama parties with the kids before bedtime: “Our happiest moments are probably in the evening before the kids go to bed. We often play together in our pajamas after dinner and it's like having a party sometimes where we're all dancing and jumping around and being silly. That's when you really feel the beauty of having a family. It's our little world."
Yeah, and for those of you who are wondering – yes, I did manage to find the unedited version of that quote before OK! magazine cleaned it up. And here it is:
“My happiest moments are when those fucking brats get locked up in their cages for the night. That’s when I put on my lingerie and meet Jenny Shimizu down in the basement. We often play together in the basement when the brats are asleep. I especially love jumping up and down on her penis. You have no idea how large that woman is. When I go to the bathroom the next morning, my urine usually squirts out in three different directions. Yeah, that’s when you really feel the beauty of fucking a bulldyke. It’s our own little world.”
PS: I think I may have found the cartoon version of Baba Yaga and Goat Bitch. Please take a moment to view the short clip and after that, repeat after me: “SWEEP OUT MY SARCOPHAGUS!”
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That pic has gone virus. I've seen it pop up everywhere!
Mar 6 at 10:18am*Viral*
Mar 6 at 10:18amHoly crap, auto rectal was right for once!
Mar 6 at 10:19amAw, come on2
Mar 6 at 10:19amHahahaha, AG! Thanks for correcting that quote! I thought it sounded suspicious!
Mar 6 at 10:24amBy the way is that clip from the Thundercats? I thought I was going to die laughing!
Mar 6 at 10:24amHead Troll, she is a virus! One night with Baba Yaga is like soaking your genitals in battery acid!
Mar 6 at 10:25amlmao, twin! You know exactly how to cut through the Baba Bullshit! Yes, I find it much more likely that she has pajama parties (or no-pajama parties, as it were) with Shimizu!
Mar 6 at 10:26amJen, LMAO! No-pajama parties is absolutely right!
Mar 6 at 10:27amWas afraid to comment on the video. Didn't want Thundercats to get rick rolled.
Mar 6 at 10:28amOk, I meant "corrected" but whatever...
Mar 6 at 10:28amOF, that is so true. The CDC is looking to quarantine anyone who's been in contact with the Yaga - Shimizu has been oddly resistant to efforts by authorities.
Mar 6 at 10:28amjennnnn! *jumps on you and hugs you*
Mar 6 at 10:29amis it from the thundercats, head troll? not familiar with the show.
Mar 6 at 10:29amChris! How are you, expensive one?
Mar 6 at 10:30amSweep out my sarcophogus gave me an idea. *runs off to bug FFP*
Mar 6 at 10:31amJen, I would have loved to have seen that!
Mar 6 at 10:31amLMAO, Head Troll!
Mar 6 at 10:31amYes, it's from Thundercats.
Mar 6 at 10:32amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yRcGdTUSCQI#!
Mar 6 at 10:33amdoing great today, goddess! a beautiful morning!
Mar 6 at 10:33amok that was hilarious, head troll! i love how the bitch is being slammed for her bullshit!
Mar 6 at 10:35amOMFG, AG! Laughing at your post and the video! That really is Baba Yaga and Goat Bitch!
Mar 6 at 10:36amThe unedited versions are always the best. These magazines have no guts !
Mar 6 at 10:38amLes Cosmocats ! Great !
Mar 6 at 10:38amhandsome, there you are. *cuddles close*
Mar 6 at 10:40amBy the way, I caught up with George at the Night Before Party:
http://i43.tinypic.com/34ise45.jpg
The reason why Justin and I are giggling? George just told us that the ditty about GB's manicures is 100% true.
Mar 6 at 10:41amJust finished to eat, cheri. And being in your arms is the perfect way to finish the day. Did I tell you how much I missed you ?
Mar 6 at 10:42amJen, LMAO! So great! Georgie loves Jen and I hear he hates the Yaga!
Mar 6 at 10:43amLike most gay men, Georgie has good taste.
Mar 6 at 10:43amjen, that's genuine affection right there! meanwhile poor georgie avoids taking pics with the yaga.
Mar 6 at 10:45ami missed you too, handsome! i'm so glad i can post today!
Mar 6 at 10:45amBYBB, gay men do have excellent taste! But I learned my lesson about marrying them a long time ago ;)
Mar 6 at 10:46amHEY FREAK YOUR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE PEOPLE LOVE ANGIE'S SEXY LEG!!
Mar 6 at 10:46amSOUR GRAPES!!! JUST LIKE ANUSTAIN'S SOUR VAGINA!!!
Mar 6 at 10:47amTHAT OLD HAG WISHES SHE HAS LEGS LIKE ANGIE!!
Mar 6 at 10:47amJen, that man you're walking around with now more than makes up for it! He's hawt!
Mar 6 at 10:48amBut I thought people mock angie's leg ?
Mar 6 at 10:48amCapsie, LMAO! Jen has the most gorgeous legs on the planet and they don't fall off if she hasn't been in the freezer for six hours!
Mar 6 at 10:49amAnd nobody's admiring her chicken leg! Everyone's laughing at her!
Mar 6 at 10:49amDQ, worldwide mockery does not constitute love. Neither does a lawsuit (what Braddock? I'm talking about a lawsuit from the left leg to the right - the right leg's actions reflect poorly on both of them).
Mar 6 at 10:49amFrankly, Jen has perfect legs :
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/133778/JENNIFER-ANISTON.jpg
Mar 6 at 10:49amGorgeous !
Mar 6 at 10:50amFFP is evil. EVIL I tell you! I ask her to do something "mummy" like with Yaga and THIS is what I get sent back
http://i41.tinypic.com/34fem2d.jpg
EVIL!
Mar 6 at 10:51amWow, you have to had your head far up in the asshole of denial to delude yourself into thinkign that people "loved" yagas legs.
Mar 6 at 10:52amThank you, Handsome and BYBB. DQ, there is nothing to be jealous of! I'm pretty sure I've got her beat on several fronts - better legs, better hair, I have an ass and she doesn't, my man doesn't wear pigtails . . .
Mar 6 at 10:53amCapsie, DELUSIONAL! Jen has amazing legs!
Mar 6 at 10:53amHead Troll, hahahahaha! That's brilliant!
Mar 6 at 10:54amFFP is awesome !
Mar 6 at 10:55amLMAO, Head Troll! Long live FFP!
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