Clitty Litter Of The Day: Helena Bonham Carter
Submitted by The Angry Greek on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 7:30am
The lovely and talented Helena Bonham Carter is brought to you today by our very decadent Becca! And because Becca is so decadent, she has dedicated this post to our lovely Falling Angel! So expensive of you, Becca! So expensive! If you were a hooker in one of the vagina’s brothels, your clients would have to pass a credit check before they were allowed to see you! Sadly enough, I wish I could say the same for the vagina. The last time I checked, she was selling herself for two dollars and a coupon to Burger King.
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LMAO! The AV has raised her price! She used to be a two-cent hooker! Good for her!
Mar 20 at 7:34amAnd Greek Girl, so good to see new posts today! Missed you tons!
Mar 20 at 7:34amVery talented actress! Good choice, Becca! AG, soooo good to see the blog updated!
Mar 20 at 7:37amAGGM, the AV used to be a penny hooker then she raised her price to two cents! Good to see her charging $2.00!
Mar 20 at 7:37amIf she keeps this up, bitch will literally be expensive!
Mar 20 at 7:38amHURRAH! NEW POSTS! Sorry for the scare, everyone! It's only me. Not Capsie!
Mar 20 at 7:40amGBT and AGGM, I have missed the AV! I'm getting a coupon to Burger King just so I can invite her over to my house and get her drunk on paint thinner! Bitch is entertaining!
Mar 20 at 7:41amBuahahahahahahahahaha! Hi, AG! Hi, hos!
Mar 20 at 7:43amthe vagina should be charging close to ten dollars! bitch is selling herself short!
Mar 20 at 7:45amwhich is ironic considering that she's two inches tall!
Mar 20 at 7:45amHi, Casper!
GBT and TW, I'm sure the AV has a lesson plan on how to properly charge for services. $2.00 seems about right for a drunken roll in the hay!
Mar 20 at 7:47amSo very happy to have new posts to read and laugh over! Helena is a great actress too! Thanks for the laugh AG!
Mar 20 at 7:49amhi, casper! hi, hos! missed you all so much!
Mar 20 at 7:50amaggm, i've had drunken rolls in the hay for free, so you're right!
Mar 20 at 7:50amAG! You posted! This just made my morning!
Mar 20 at 7:51amLMAO, Greek Girl! The vagina has always been expensive!
Mar 20 at 7:57amAnd love Helena Bonham Carter! She's really talented!
Mar 20 at 7:57amVery talented actress and also very beautiful!
Mar 20 at 8:18amVagina, I will be contacting you after my husband passes away. I could use your services!
Mar 20 at 8:18amCorpse Bride!
Mar 20 at 8:26amTIRED OLD ANGIE WANNABE!!!
Mar 20 at 8:28amPlease, loon, Helena is the original!
Mar 20 at 8:28amBut in regards to Corpse Bride and Jolie....well, you're half right. Except she won't ever be a bride.
Mar 20 at 8:29amAre you kidding, Capsie? Shut the fuck up!
Mar 20 at 8:29amCapsie, you're really messed up!
Mar 20 at 8:51amLove her. Very talented actress, she always does great movie choices.
Mar 20 at 9:11amGo away loony head. I'm not in the mood. Mmmmm Helena. Thanks Becca. You know how much I love older women :P
Mar 20 at 12:34pm*fap fap fap fap fap*
Also, I'd pay $2.50 for the vagina! Heeeeeeere vagina, I got a bottle of vodka with your name on it!
Mar 20 at 2:14pmLove Helena Bonham-Carter! And lovely choice of photos - she looks beautiful.
Glad to see you're back, AG!
Mar 20 at 5:49pmDid Caps just call Helena Bonham Carter a "tired old Angie wannabe"? I need to determine exactly who has gone insane, me for reading it or her for writing it. My money is on her (not my literal money, stop clipping Cheetos coupons Caps, I'm not about to pay you for your crazy).
Yay, Helena.
Mar 20 at 8:37pmAm I a bad person for not getting the appeal of Helena? I've tried, but she's one of the women that I just don't get. My bad.
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