Your Daily FAIL!
After watching the above video and laughing hysterically for about ten minutes, I am thoroughly convinced that I have the intelligence of a frog. After all, if somebody were to put up a picture of Mia Kirshner on their phone, I would probably smash my head against the screen as well. And yes, I would punish the owner of the phone because dammit – I really thought that was Mia Kirshner! Curse you, villain! Curse you to HELL!
And once again, would you please give Satan a hug for me once you get there? I just feel so terrible for not phoning him last week! And it was his birthday, too! Oh, I am such a terrible friend! Please tell him to keep his calendar open next week because I am taking him to the Olive Garden for the unlimited salad and breadsticks! Do they still have that over there? They do? Oh, good! Satan adores their breadsticks!
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Felt kinda sorry for the frog up until the end. Cracked me the hell up!
Mar 20 at 9:18amLMAO, AG! That frog got his revenge!
Mar 20 at 9:25amBuahahahahahahahahaha!
Mar 20 at 9:26amThat is such a frog win! Cracking up!
Mar 20 at 9:28amOh my God, that made me laugh! Go Frog!
Mar 20 at 9:32amAG, tell me when you're taking Satan out. I want to bring a present.
Mar 20 at 9:33amOh, sweet revenge! Too funny!
Mar 20 at 9:35amDo frogs have teeth? I'm curious now.
Mar 20 at 9:35amNever mind. I looked it up. They do have teeth!
Mar 20 at 9:35amIt looked like it hurt, GBT! Serves him right though!
Mar 20 at 9:37amForgs have tootht?
Mar 20 at 9:38am*meth*
Mar 20 at 9:38amWhat the hell! TEETH!
Mar 20 at 9:38amLMAO! That frog is my hero!
Mar 20 at 9:39amHead Troll, I'm cracking up! Frogs with meth!
Mar 20 at 9:40amFrogs have meth! LMAO!
Mar 20 at 9:45amOMG! Hahahaha!
Mar 20 at 9:55amHysterical !
Mar 20 at 10:10amRibbit
Mar 20 at 12:39pmFrogs do have meth.
Mar 20 at 2:22pmSee: Angelina Jolie
HT, the people at HP are gigging and high fiving that their secret 'ecchi ap' is working so well. Frog tooht meth!
Mar 20 at 8:41pmHysterical - how do you report a frog bite at the hospital? I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that one:)
Mar 20 at 9:09pmWhen the loons call my twin or Maman a terrorist, they have it all wrong. It's my dad! Homeland Security had a chat with him yesterday - I'm so proud :p
So yesterday, a Homeland Security agent rolls up to my parents' house as my mom's on her way out the door (my dad was already at work). The agent asks my mom if such-and-such vehicle belongs to her, and yes it does, my dad drives it. Turns out that they got a report that a "bearded man" driving that car was taking pictures of the Verrazano Narrows Bridge. Well, my dad doesn't have a beard, but he does grow an impressive five-o-clock shadow, being half Tunisian and therefore very hairy. And yes, he was taking pictures of the bridge - for work! He's a civil engineer, so it's his job to play in traffic and take structural pictures of landmarks. Can't blame them for not knowing that, though.
Still, it's kind of hilarious. I really don't stand a chance, do I - first my mom's a Menace II Society (have I told that ditty here?), and now my dad's a terrorist. Great.
Mar 23 at 5:53amJen, glad you found some humor in the incident but it's still sad that profiling and common sense don't go together.
Mar 23 at 8:21amTwin, that is both unbelievable and so funny at the same time! Because all Tunisians are terrorists, you know. Wow. Is Capsie the new head of Homeland Security?
Mar 29 at 8:49amTwin, that does appear to be how things are playing out. They don't seem to get that the biggest bomb of all is the Yaga's plagiarized piece of shit.
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