Your Daily FAIL!
After watching the above video and laughing hysterically for about ten minutes, I am thoroughly convinced that I have the intelligence of a frog. After all, if somebody were to put up a picture of Mia Kirshner on their phone, I would probably smash my head against the screen as well. And yes, I would punish the owner of the phone because dammit – I really thought that was Mia Kirshner! Curse you, villain! Curse you to HELL!
And once again, would you please give Satan a hug for me once you get there? I just feel so terrible for not phoning him last week! And it was his birthday, too! Oh, I am such a terrible friend! Please tell him to keep his calendar open next week because I am taking him to the Olive Garden for the unlimited salad and breadsticks! Do they still have that over there? They do? Oh, good! Satan adores their breadsticks!